Yellow Fever – to the beat of Poker Face
bonsai trees
Yellow Fever – I wrote this song for my wife, who’s Korean. I wrote her another song called “I Wanna Turn You On” and rather than appreciating the song I wrote for her decided to complain that it could apply to any woman and was not specific enough to her. Thus “Yellow Fever” was born and every line of it rings true. Lyrics are below if you’re curious. Yellow Fever I wanna a woman that’s no taller than five three I wanna sit with her while we drink green tea Later we will go and we will trim our bonsai trees Then we’ll do some math cause she’s a grad from MIT Big round eye But I’m still her guy I love my Asian bride Yea I got yellow fever After kung fu class we go to watch Bruce Lee Then a little sushi with a side of wasabi Something smells like shit in here but I am not worried Cause when you hang with Asians you find out it’s just kimchi Big round eye But I’m still her guy I love my Asian bride Yea I got yellow fever Now every night I go to sing karaoke And I have to wash the rice just so it’s not dirty Careful not to lose a grain because it’s unlucky Then I’ll get some sideways love don’t ask me what it means Big round eye But I’m still her guy I love my Asian bride Yea I got yellow fever